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Friday, January 22, 2010

How Smug Were You?

Now, I don't know about y'all.

Yeah, I do say y'all.

I have lived in Virginia now for 16 freaking years. It's crazy when I think about my Jersey roots and being transplanted south of the Mason Dixon line now for 16 freaking years.

It's probably weird to hear an Indian girl from New Jersey saying y'all. It's totally weird, I can respect that.

So I don't know about y'all, but tonight, I would like you to ponder this little gem. I was told by a friend that although I said pregnancy was an extremely, extremely humbling experience (because there is no better time to get your waddle on), he said to me, "Oh, you're just being smug."

And I thought to myself, "I'll show you f%$%ing smug, you pompous prick."

But then he sent me this link and I realized he was just making a joke.

Oops. Sorry Dave.

I wasn't sure whether to be horrified, pee myself or call these bitches out for being horribly rude.

In the end I just laughed. I think you might too :-)

Pregnant Women Are Smug (Garfunkel and Oates)

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31 comments:

Ruth J said...

was that Gooch? (from Scrubs)

Masala Chica said...

Ruth - yes! That's Gooch (Kate Micucci) and the other actress is Riki Lindhome - I have seen her on some shows too (Just saw her on a Criminal Minds)
Kiran

AJ said...

They are funny! I went over to youtube and looked at all their stuff. Funny funny funny.

I really actually like this song. It's so true. LOL

Maven said...

Very funny :-)

And I say Y'all too - in my Canadian accent it's super weird.

Nathanael Rey said...

pregnanat woman ARE smug. and peeple around pregnant peple are sumg

Adoption of Jane said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That was Hysterical!

I say Y'all too and I am an African, with White Parents, living in California.. Who woulda Thunk?

Sarah said...

Ha! They are kind of rude, but what they say is kind of true...funny enough, I laughed too!

Debbie said...

That's great. I wouldn't have gotten the reference and would have been mad too.
And there is nothing wrong with y'all. So says this live long Tennessee gal.

Shell said...

That was hilarious!

Vodka Logic said...

"you give me the creeps now"

OMG that is so funny.. thanks.

Allyson said...

Pregnant women are totally smug...with their elastic waist bands and bra extenders. That has "smug" written all over it.

And by the way, I very nearly mounted a guy in England...he was black with a British accent. This was before my knowledge of Don Cheadle so it was like running into a unicorn on the tube.

Salt said...

I want to be friends with them. :)

It's ok. I say ya'll too.

And OMG are you really going to Bloggy Boot Camp? Because I just might be. I feel like I don't have much of an excuse when it's happening right down the street from my house.

ModernMom said...

They are a you tube sensation! (but when I was preggers I did not enjoy this kind of humour lol)

Sara Plays House said...

I saw this a few months ago and laughed my you-know-what off. You want to know why?
BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY TRUE.
(And yes, I was guilty of being smug.)

Mrs Montoya said...

TOTALLY rude and TOTALLY funny. I'm a big fan of inappropriate stuff so this works for me. And it's a little true. Even if they are bitches!!

Shandal said...

That song was wonderfully funny and so true! Thanks for sharing!

Karls said...

It's fucking hilarious! A friend sent me this after another friend (who turned into Mumzilla and has become somewhat a know it all recluse) told me I could never lead a fulfilled life without having a child and that life was pointless if you weren't procreating. After I stopped crying from her evil bitch words, I pissed myself laughing at these hilarious bitches!

Salt said...

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
About the conference...I'm going to definitely try. We'll be downtown anyway because we return from our honeymoon the day before and are staying at a hotel that night. I'll keep you posted! (OMG it would be somuchfun though!!)

Kristin said...

Oh dude yes. I almost peed my pants the first time I watched this. Gotta love the Gooch!

Lemon Gloria said...

This was heeelarious. I wasn't smug in my bloated complaininess, and you know how pregnancy makes you all the more short-tempered? I totally wanted to smack people who were.

Heather said...

That is really funny. And, you know, there is this thing . . . pregnant brain. Really, it is all we think about when we're pregnant. Cute post!

Shandal said...

I have an award for you!

blueviolet said...

I love those two girls who speak the uppity pregnant truth!

Amy said...

OMG! Freaking hilarious!!! I'm forwarding this to every friend of mine that's pregnant at the moment!

This is Awesome! Thanks!

Amy said...

Oh, and as a Southerner, I LOVE that you say y'all:)

Erin said...

That clip is DA BOMB!

p.s. I was born & raised in New Orleans and said "ya'll" quite often...until my husband kidnapped me and made me move to his native Kansas City 5 years ago. I still say it sometimes, but definitely not as often, and it doesn't come out as easily as it used to. Sad!!!

meredith said...

i'm hung up on the fact that you used "y'all"... i think i just fell in love with you a little more.

Sorcerer said...

Haha..that was really hilarious

Stephanie Faris said...

I've seen them on blogs before. They're hilarious!

Ruth J said...

whenever i see a pregnant women, i always think to myself 'i know what you've been up to!'

ha

Amber Page Writes said...

I'm going with laughter too. I've actually seen it before...love that video!

 

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