Addicted to Housewives

I am in a dark place.

And so, I think it's time to make this "confession time."

My TV watching taste has gone to hell the past few years.

I didn't used to be like this! I really didn't watch TV at all.

But THAT was BEFORE I discovered what a DVR was.

And now? Well now, my world has changed.

Some might say, for the worse. But I see it as, I am just looking at life from a different lens. And granted, not one I am behind, but whatever. I pay the cable bills, right?

I don't know when it happened. But before I knew it, my DVR recorded list was a cacophany of reality shows that I would have scoffed at in a previous life.

You know. When I was cool.

But now? Housewives of NY cannot be missed. And did you see what that ho-bag did on Housewives of NJ? Uggh. It's so toxic that of course, I have to see what happens next.

And it doesn't stop there. I "know somebody" - you know "a friend" - who watches "The City" and "The Hills" on MTV. Which is really bad because you know that there is not even one iota of "reality" in any of it it. But gosh I lurve the clothes ("The City") and gawking at the bad plastic surgery ("The Hills").

So here is my question to you . . .

What are your television confessions? Tell me the truth. Don't be all like "Oh, my vice is that I watch CNN too much, ha ha ha!" because I won't buy it.

Because apparently I have a really firm grip on reality.

Now if you'll excuse me, Bethany is Getting Married.

XOXO,

Kiran