tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post1233525253566327000..comments2023-09-10T04:57:47.447-04:00Comments on Masala Chica: Put Those Away!Masala Chicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04713762033892464889noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-72202977413752972532010-03-26T16:24:02.951-04:002010-03-26T16:24:02.951-04:00Ok, so in 8th grade I was a total unpopular dork. ...Ok, so in 8th grade I was a total unpopular dork. Also, my family was poor, which means I couldn't wash my clothes after everytime I wore them. In class one day I felt something in my pants and proceeded to pull it out. Of course it was a pair of dirty granny panties (can we say period stains. EWWWW) that I had left in the pants the last time I wore them. Dis-Gus-Ting. <br /><br /><br />Oh and Karls, I have no idea what pulling your heads in or nudie runs are, but your story was hysterical.Karenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14001376786125578374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-37303997445230535262010-02-21T23:01:16.514-05:002010-02-21T23:01:16.514-05:00PORN star!!! I have not done anything that embarr...PORN star!!! I have not done anything that embarrassing...although I did stink up a bus once in jr high....but luckily nobody knew it was me! haha!!Serenityvillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00177676020547413114noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-30639803825671648122010-02-20T18:42:18.143-05:002010-02-20T18:42:18.143-05:00Guys so I just wanted to clarify. I wasn't li...Guys so I just wanted to clarify. I wasn't like a porn star and flashing national geographic style. <br /><br />that happened another time.<br /><br />:-)<br />KiranMasala Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04713762033892464889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-64153623626856896712010-02-19T16:39:20.590-05:002010-02-19T16:39:20.590-05:00Wow! LOL! That was hilarious! I think I would have...Wow! LOL! That was hilarious! I think I would have died.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-52511339577703278712010-02-19T08:54:35.689-05:002010-02-19T08:54:35.689-05:00Great post! I never have the naked in 7th grade dr...Great post! I never have the naked in 7th grade dream. Me, I have the "I'm in music class and I can't remember how to play violin and oh crap" dream. It's ridiculous. I also had the most horrifying dragon lady of a music teacher...<br /><br />I've never done the boob sticking out thing. Well one time I had a doc's appt and I just wore a sweater without a top underneath and at one point I did flash some...um, boobage. Oh, boobs. :DSadakohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01164802394129505587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-82161570129444871032010-02-18T16:50:56.049-05:002010-02-18T16:50:56.049-05:00Kiran, you are so stinkin' cute I can't st...Kiran, you are so stinkin' cute I can't stand it!! I have perhaps more anxieties regarding work issues than should be at all possible. Everyone and everything intimidates me! Ridiculous, I know.<br /><br />I'M CAPABLE DAMMIT!!!<br /><br />It's just nice to hear that other people have the same thoughts and I'm not just bat shit crazy!<br /><br /><br />BTW, I think it's the accent of foreigners that makes us think they are superior. They could bust out with lyrics to Lil Wayne, and I'd think it was the most beautifully poetic thing I've ever heard!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12696402847816358849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-43321334002541716522010-02-18T16:10:24.670-05:002010-02-18T16:10:24.670-05:00Oh my gaaahhahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sorry to be...Oh my gaaahhahahahahahahaha!!! I'm sorry to be laughing at this because it's just awful. <br /><br />BUT the thing is...if that guy had been a good friend, he would have let you know what was going on. If I were in a meeting with someone and they had something in their teeth or their fly down or their boobs hanging out, I'd let them know. I know for sure that I would want someone to tell me. I mean obviously if you are a profosh business person, you aren't going to go in like that on purpose. <br /><br />Instead he had to be a creepster about it. Shame on him.Salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03040383509137140216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-73225128267116545162010-02-18T15:44:00.426-05:002010-02-18T15:44:00.426-05:00I literally laughed out loud. It was mortifying t...I literally laughed out loud. It was mortifying then, but what a great story now. Thanks for putting a smile on my face :)Liz C.https://www.blogger.com/profile/08038677286214310914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-58912942491110822902010-02-17T22:36:06.662-05:002010-02-17T22:36:06.662-05:00Ohh noooooooo.. Kiran.. talking the boobies back i...Ohh noooooooo.. Kiran.. talking the boobies back in already ;) lol<br />Omgosh, I am sorry but I am laughing really hard over here. I can't help it!! <br />I am sure the bottoms popped open JUST as you were leaving the moment... sure of it ;) <br /><br />(PS, I super duper don't have facebook... I know... a sin... lol)Amshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18043341181825149381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-14124635309763093152010-02-17T22:07:15.695-05:002010-02-17T22:07:15.695-05:00Kiran, it's Ness. Why, exactly, did you assum...Kiran, it's Ness. Why, exactly, did you assume I was a girl?Seeker of Truthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099607532694296031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-44665734423475912882010-02-17T21:32:45.493-05:002010-02-17T21:32:45.493-05:00I am 57, I have had way too many of these moments ...I am 57, I have had way too many of these moments to even begin to share... like going into the water at the beach and coming out with one boob covered and the other staring at all the people on the beach and me totally unaware....Kathy's Klotheslinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17881966393157941515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-63351883496075497322010-02-17T20:54:17.286-05:002010-02-17T20:54:17.286-05:00Oh god. Fly open, boob hanging out, tag still atta...Oh god. Fly open, boob hanging out, tag still attached? I've done it all. And the worst thing is...I usually think I look soooo cool. Before realizing the...ahem...issue.Sarah at The Stroller Ballethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06942945594010830972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-51707385995780060672010-02-17T20:22:56.742-05:002010-02-17T20:22:56.742-05:00Your story tops mine... but once when I was studen...Your story tops mine... but once when I was student teaching (a long time ago), I bent down to help a wee little lad and ripped my pants on the edge of the dry erase board. And everyone could see my blue and pink polka-dotted undies. It was a moment to be proud of. And my undies matched my bra (I had to point that out to the principal just to make him uncomfortable).Bethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06999741671175495307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-47904945311056854712010-02-17T19:22:10.577-05:002010-02-17T19:22:10.577-05:00Hahahaha! That is hilarious!
My girlfriend and I...Hahahaha! That is hilarious!<br /><br />My girlfriend and I (we were around 20) went camping with a bunch of mates down the coast. We were raucous and had been warned by the ranger to pull our heads in. That night, we got completely effed up and went on a nudie run. It was a loud, loud, night and after another visit from a very angry ranger, we all stumbled into one tent and passed out. <br /><br />We woke to the ranger knocking on our tent door. He told us to pack our shit and leave within the hour. My best mate, opened the tent door and pleaded with the ranger... 'What do I have to do for you to let us stay? I'll do anything!'... he looked at down, looked at her in disgust and said 'You've got one hour!'<br /><br />She zipped up the tent, turned around and had her pants completely unzipped... she wasn't wearing any undies either. Her vag and pubes were totally exposed! The ranger obviously though she was offering her nether region to him in exchange for another few nights.Karlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17863180811146009322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-5129655204997564762010-02-17T18:27:50.477-05:002010-02-17T18:27:50.477-05:00okay, i need to address of a couple of things so i...okay, i need to address of a couple of things so i hope this comment doesn't turn into a vignette.<br /><br />1. my dad is swiss-german and works for german engineering oil and gas company which is headquartered in germany (obvi) but has offices here in houston, ny, and chicago. anyways, growing up, he always had a lot of the german, dutch, swiss, french, and (insert other EU country here) over to our house for dinner. the swiss (particularly the swiss- germans) are very stoic - the swiss have managed to stay out of every single major world war AND they guard the pope, so that should tell you something about their personalities. they thought our family dynamics were a riot (read: weird) because my mom and i - who are both excited, happy people - just talked, talked, talked, talked, and talked some more with them. or more like at them, because they didn't respond much. we wore them out.<br /><br />2. i once did a presentation with spinach stuck in my teeth. it was in front of texas state reps and our houston mayor and houston city council. afterward, my friend said, "did you see my hand motions?? i was trying to tell you that you had a piece of spinach covering one of your teeth so you looked like one of your teeth had been knocked out."<br /><br />i like to keep it classy, you see.meredithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18348636079472277346noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-36879584794362322632010-02-17T17:30:49.480-05:002010-02-17T17:30:49.480-05:00AJ -stop feeling yourself up. it's just not a...AJ -stop feeling yourself up. it's just not appropriate. it's not. at least i am just providing a visual. <br /><br />nothing else.<br /><br />Bill - that is effing hysterical. Poor thing. I am sure she has a job - but I can't even imagine what the im's about that event were like in the following weeks.<br /><br />Tracie - there is always room for you in my dumpster. always.<br /><br />Monique - i love the effing ess out of you too. what does "ess" stand for? shiz-nit?<br /><br />jess - don't worry sweetie - those guys probably still thought you were hot. parsley or no parsley. <br /><br />Shell. Stop pretending. the reason cuz you can't remember is that you are way more composed than I will ever be. Like those snowmen you made? those snowmen would kick my snowmen's asses. you're a badass.<br /><br />Claudia! I remember this story! I actually do remember you telling me this (if this is my old friend Claudia M, that is). If not - than this is a huge coincidence and you must connect with my gorgeously cute and sweet sorority sister claudia M. <br /><br />foxy - what happens in vegas mama. i won't tell a soul. promise (no my fingers are NOT crossed).<br /><br />Mimi! Why can i TOTALLY picture that? Seriously - it's like I was there.<br /><br />Seeker of Truth - hey girl - is this the first time you have visited? If so - welcome! You know - I doubt it was the whole time - probably just the last ten minutes or so. that is what you have to tell yourself anyway. it's how i sleep at night - I know these things.<br /><br />Arizona mama - don't laugh sweetheart. i mean, i don't see anything funny about it. at all. as a matter of fact, if you saw what i look like post baby number two, you would probably cry on my behalf. seriously!<br /><br />Steph - you had me at "that totally happened to me" - but it didn't girlfriend. but you are a good person to have told her - I don't blame my vp for not telling me. he was probably like - dude, it's too early for this. "stop!" But i am glad you were there to protect ms. cross your heart. with my luck - people would see my spanx or something.Masala Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04713762033892464889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-16423263396006781872010-02-17T17:23:38.749-05:002010-02-17T17:23:38.749-05:00OMG that has SO happened to me...but never in an i...OMG that has SO happened to me...but never in an important meeting. One time last year we were at a function for my fiance's daughter and we struck up a conversation with one of the other moms. She was a sweet lady and kept talking and talking, but two of her buttons were unbuttoned, exposing her bra. When my fiance turned away and was out of earshot for a second, I quietly told her. I hated to embarrass her, but I'd want to know! She was wearing one of those old lady cross-your-heart bras. At least I'd want to be wearing something sexy if that happened!Stephanie Farishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10461865229341760836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-33443709622324364872010-02-17T17:04:31.415-05:002010-02-17T17:04:31.415-05:00I'm not good at thinking these things up on th...I'm not good at thinking these things up on the fly. Instead I'll just have a quiet little chuckle at your expense. ;)Shannon K.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06049248087501846788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-19466063072970906512010-02-17T16:44:10.691-05:002010-02-17T16:44:10.691-05:00Our college had a welcome back picnic one year and...Our college had a welcome back picnic one year and I was in jeans because it was a bit on the cool side. I stood in line for a while, ate food with friends, tossed around a frisbee, then played sand volleyball with one or two other guys and nine or ten other girls. All the girls were 7s or better. It wasn't until I got back to my dorm that I realized my fly had been open the entire time.Seeker of Truthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11099607532694296031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-89870768564901689142010-02-17T15:41:47.426-05:002010-02-17T15:41:47.426-05:00Oh, well I've done so much stupid crap I can&#...Oh, well I've done so much stupid crap I can't even narrow it down...I guess when I had to do a presentation in college was pretty bad. I laughed because I was nervous and then I asked the student teacher if he farted.Maceyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01405187347144334323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-47882051896811789772010-02-17T15:37:56.526-05:002010-02-17T15:37:56.526-05:00That same exact thing happened to me in Vegas. My...That same exact thing happened to me in Vegas. My hubs (boyfriend at the time though) and I went to see Mystere and on our walk to the hotel, we realized that several people were smiling and waving at us - being VERY friendly. It wasn't until we got to the theater that he finally he turned around to look at me (as he was just walking by my side, not looking at me) and realized that half my shirt was unbuttoned . NICE... VERY NICE.foxyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16352196676526508960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-22890511119910838202010-02-17T15:32:03.670-05:002010-02-17T15:32:03.670-05:00Love that story Kiran! We have all done things lik...Love that story Kiran! We have all done things like that (well maybe not THAT bad)! I ran into our CEO on my way back from the bathroom and was trying to be all impressive and chat him up. All the while he kept watching me with great interest, which of course made me keep talking and then he finally leans in like he's going to pat me on the back and tell me how great I am and whispers "you have toilet paper sticking on your pants". Yes- TP hanging off of my pants. SWEEET!!!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09492059753016253805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-56719629475435606122010-02-17T15:05:39.451-05:002010-02-17T15:05:39.451-05:00OMG, how funny!
I block stuff out like that. I...OMG, how funny!<br /><br />I block stuff out like that. I'll have to ask Hubs, he can tell me my mortifying moments.Shellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06811697675090627618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-68394377421047405072010-02-17T14:58:36.743-05:002010-02-17T14:58:36.743-05:00HAHAHA. i am sorry. i am laughing with you, not at...HAHAHA. i am sorry. i am laughing with you, not at you. i have done this at work at my old job before. when i had to wear grown up clothes. lucky for me, in my new job, i mostly wear sweatshirts. supah proffesh, huh?<br />anywho- when i met the ghost hunters (jay and grant of taps. on the syfy channel. ok, i know they aren't a-listers), i had a HUGE piece of bright green parsley in my front teeth. that was awesome.jessalynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11916615982888102007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9199765814601282547.post-27768777755379932592010-02-17T14:43:48.848-05:002010-02-17T14:43:48.848-05:00Bahahaha! I effing love the ess out of you, Kiran...Bahahaha! I effing love the ess out of you, Kiran. You are the best.SurferWifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01957211169192231576noreply@blogger.com